-sampson- joyful swordsman who enjoys slaying people in battle and raping women.

-Gregory-another joyful swordsman, though not too into the whole forceful “ejaculate and evacuate” scene.

-abram-polite civilian

-benvolio- joins brawl

-tybalt- joins brawl

-officers- break up brawl

-capulet- a villain

-montague-

-lady montague-

-prince-breaks up family fued